1. cropped all over patterned hoodies with short sleeves.- these "hoodies" are eyesores and theyre extremely impractical. if youre going to wear a sweatshirt...wear a sweatshirt.
2. yellow hummers- as if people didnt notice your car takes up two lanes, you make it yellow just in case someone didnt happen to catch how cool you are.
3. meatloaf-you're a culinary abortion.
4.politics as a trend- spending 30 dollars for an urban outfitters tshirt that says "obama for yo mama" doesnt make you political. asshole.
5. animae- ...that shit is so weird.
6. men who wear crocs- i dont think theres anything more square in the world than crocs, which are just gardening shoes on steroids. when i see a guy in crocs i just assume that he is a pedophile. i dont know why.
7. marissa tomei.
8. birthday countdowns- i just dont know what people expect me to say when they tell give me the status of their birthdays. congratulations, you were born just like every other person alive.
9. people who are still scene-for those of you who still think dying your hair black with that unisex cut that hides your whole face/ not eating and wearing skin tight clothing for your "artistic" photo shoots is still cool. its not. i cant tell what gender you are. you look like a vampire. your parents definitely think you are gay. you all will be very embarrassed one day.
10. borat impressions- possibly lamer than the austin powers impressions. borat isnt funny to begin with. if you have to depend on that shitty character to get a cheap laugh out of everyone, then you probably suck.
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